Here are some of the upcoming titles I hope to endure for the entertainment of my 7 or so readers!
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon: starring a bunch of people I don’t know but I feel the title is self-explanatory. Actually I feel that way about most of the titles I selected.
The Last Airbender: I have never watched the TV show that inspired this movie but I have heard the movie has standalone rottenness.
Eye of the Beast: starring James Van Der Beek, better known as DAWSON’S CREEK. I hope he cries at some point during this film.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror: starring a bunch of people including Tippi Hedren, of the original Hitchcock joint The Birds.
Mutant Vampire Zombies from the ‘Hood!: Not like I could go wrong based on the title alone but this also stars C. Thomas Howell aka PONYBOY! STAY GOLD AND ZOMBIE-FREE, PONYBOY!