Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda

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You guys, there are bad movies and then there are BAD F*CKING MOVIES.  Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda is one of the latter.  There is no one I recognize in this movie except for Conan O’Brien.  Also, this doesn’t seem to be an Asylum production and the acting is noticeably worse than most Asylum joints which is something I didn’t know was possible outside of Twilight.  Basically the best actors in the movie are Sharktopus and Pteracuda.  Let’s get going, shall we?

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Sharknado 2: The Second One

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Hey friends!  Long time no see, I know, but apparently it’s Sharknado Week on SyFy, and I just couldn’t ignore the siren call of the Asylum and their exquisitely bad movies any longer.  I am writing this post on the premiere date of Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda so expect a recap of that in the future.

Unbelievably, I haven’t caught the first Sharknado yet but I know that it stars Steve from 90210 (Ian Ziering) and Tara Reid, and that Steve gets eaten by a shark but chainsaws his way through its body like you do.  I was ok with not having any more background than that for Sharknado 2: The Second One, so let’s hit it after the jump.

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