COMING ATTRACTIONS: (what, this is a movie blog)
If Netflix streaming doesn’t rip them from my grasp, full play-by-play reviews of:
Mega Piranhas: starring Tiffany. YES, that Tiffany. Plus, Greg Brady as the m-fucking Secretary of State.
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid: starring DEBBIE GIBSON AND TIFFANY. Oh yes. Somehow you knew that the only thing missing from those mall concerts back in the day was IMMINENT DOOM WROUGHT BY GIANT CGI REPTILIAN CREATURES.
And now, sit back, silence your cell phones (or don’t) and enjoy the show, because I certainly did not.
Leprechaun 5: In the Hood
Running Time: 90 min
Released in 2000
Starring: Ice-T who was plenty old enough to know better, Warwick Davis