Mega Piranha, Part 2

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When last we left our piranha freedom fighters, von Plugs had hired a tiny motorboat to take him down the Orinoco River to investigate what happened to the US Ambassador and Venezuelan Foreign Minister and their entourage of bikini babes.  Strap yourselves in, and away we go.

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Mega Piranha, Part 1

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(Because I have taken so long since my last blog post with being out of town and being sick, I am delivering the Mega Piranha goods in 3 parts.)

Mega Piranha
Rating: R
Running Time: 92 min
Inflicted upon the viewing public in 2010
Starring: Tiffany of 1980s mall tour fame and misfortune, Greg Brady (Barry Williams) and some guy named Paul Logan.

I’m going to tell you all up front that Tiffany is an even worse actress than Deborah Gibson, and that is no small feat.

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